By Mark Leigh, Mike Lepine
This S--t scorching consultant to swearing types the boys from the f---ing boys and the ladies from the p---ing ladies. Profanity outdated and new, each insult had to make an enemy of a pal and sufficient undesirable language to gas a soccer crew for a month.
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The pussies. Another finding that Professor Jay has unearthed is that, on average, 3% of all conversations at work involve obscenities as do 13% of our conversations while we’re ‘at leisure’. ‘Swearing is basically a way to relieve anger and frustration in a non-physical way,’ says Professor Jay, and believes that it provides a useful way for us to express our dislike of someone without resorting to kicking seven shades of shit out of them. Advanced Swearing Handbook_Insid33 33 33 04/08/2005 11:29:56 Swear in Zulu Visitors to Pongola (yes, this is a real place), Babanango, Nongoma – or any other town in Zululand – should make sure they take this list of phrases with them.
Advanced Swearing Handbook_Insid40 40 40 04/08/2005 11:29:57 Cunts at the Dinner Table The less educated described it as ‘cuntshaped plates’ whereas the art cognoscenti recognised artist, author and feminist Judy Chicago’s exhibit as a symbol of women’s achievements in Western civilisation. The plates are part of Judy’s exhibit ‘The Dinner Party’ which, since its completion in 1979, has been seen by over a million people in six countries on three continents before taking up residence at the Brooklyn Museum of Art.
They are NOT advised to take jobs such as Sunday school teacher, diplomat, baby photographer, bereavement counsellor or the person who announces arrivals and departures at King’s Cross Station. Advanced Swearing Handbook_Insid52 52 52 04/08/2005 11:29:59 I Wish I’d Fucking Said That! ’ George Washington ‘Cursing is invoking the assistance of a spirit to help you inflict suffering. ’ William Shakespeare ‘A footman may swear; but he cannot swear like a lord. ’ Jonathan Swift ‘The idea that no gentleman ever swears is all wrong.
Advanced Swearing Handbook by Mark Leigh, Mike Lepine