Download e-book for iPad: Asshole No More (The Asshole Saga, Book 1) by Xavier Crement

By Xavier Crement

An underground bestseller for greater than 2 many years, Asshole No More is the step forward ebook by means of former proctologist, X. Crement, M.D., within the analysis and therapy of assholism.

Asshole No More is a self-help consultant for convalescing assholes—and their sufferers. Hilarioous!

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Indeed. ” “Didn’t she publicly criticise you a while back? ” Cicerius brushes this away. “We have had our disagreements. Tilupasis has an unfortunate habit of speaking out of turn. Nonetheless, she is a woman of considerable influence. She has proved herself to be a highly efficient organiser, and the King himself was pleased at the reception she gave for our Elvish visitors last year. ” Cicerius, great speaker that he is, doesn’t give away too much in the way of unguarded emotions, but I get the feeling he’s not entirely convinced about this.

You’re really selling me the job, Cicerius. ” “Sorry,” I say. “Can’t do it. ” Cicerius is startled by my abrupt refusal. ” “Personal reasons,” I reply, and head for the door. I’m not about to tell the Deputy Consul that attending the Sorcerers Assemblage would make me feel small, powerless, insignificant and a general failure in life. Cicerius plants himself in front of me. “Personal reasons? That is not an acceptable reason for refusing the commission. I am not offering you this job for fun.

Mercenaries who’ve been all round the world and seen everything there is to see can still be struck dumb when she appears. Tanrose says that Makri’s beauty will one day get her married to a Senator or a prince, but given that Makri has Orc blood, pointed ears and plenty of attitude, I reckon she’s more likely to end up dead in a gutter, probably not long after me. I never figure she’s that beautiful anyway, but I gave up thinking about women a long time ago, so I’m a poor judge. I finish my beer.

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