By P. G. Wodehouse
This can be a Blandings assortment. The ivied partitions of Blandings fort have seldom glowed as sunnily as in those magnificent tales - yet there are snakes within the rolling parkland able to nip Clarence, the absent-minded 9th Earl of Emsworth, while he least expects it. For a commence the Empress of Blandings, within the working for her first prize within the fats Pigs type on the Shropshire Agricultural exhibit, is off her foodstuff - and will basically be coaxed again to the trough through a choice in her personal language. Then there's the feud with Head Gardener McAllister, aided via Clarence's sister, the terrifying woman Constance, and the terrible prospect of the summer time fete - dual difficulties solved through the coming of a delightfully rebellious little lady from London. yet to start with there's the vexed topic of the custody of the pumpkin. Skipping an ocean and a continent, Wodehouse additionally treats us to a couple unputdownable tales of extra from the large Golden Age of Hollywood.
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Blandings Castle & Elsewhere by P. G. Wodehouse