By Andrew Shaffer
Sharks Are Flying at Your Head at three hundred mph.
How Will You Survive?
In the apocalyptic international we are living in, mom Nature is offended. risk waits at each flip, and catastrophes just like the la sharknados have taught us that we have to be prepared for something. Too many lives have already been misplaced.
But worry now not. How to outlive a Sharknado and different Unnatural Disasters is the 1st and merely entire advisor to surviving the very worst that mom Nature can throw our manner. inside of this life-saving reference, you'll find:
• important information regarding dozens of unnatural failures and ungodly monsters which can injure, maim, or kill you, from arachnoquakes and ice twisters to piranhacondas and mega pythons;
• Easy-to-understand survival counsel for fending off a bloody loss of life;
• Inspirational phrases of knowledge from survivors, together with Fin Shepard and April Wexler;
• precious assets, similar to the Shepard Survival evaluate try out (S.S.A.T), and masses extra.
With this crucial booklet in hand, you can too be a hero who laughs within the face of calamity whereas saving family and friends. otherwise you can simply steer clear of getting savagely ripped aside by means of a robocroc. both manner, you've been warned. Now be prepared.
Sharknado 2: the second one One premieres July 30 at 9/8c on Syfy!
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How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters: Fight Back When Monsters and Mother Nature Attack by Andrew Shaffer