By Serena Valentino
Written for the lycanthropic teenager (or the aspiring werewolf hunter), this quirky, fast paced, visually compelling consultant has it allâfashion, makeup, video clips, relationship, facing the inevitable full-moon events, and extra. fast moving, humorous, colourful, and solid for the total pack.
half ONE: Unleashing Your Wild Side
12 what's Your Werewolf Archetype?
14 comprehend Your Werewolves
22 find out how to Get Your Wolf On
24 symptoms You’re a Werewolf
26 Transformation: the nice, The undesirable, and The Ugly
28 Are You a risk to Society?
30 Suppress Your Wolf Nature
31 embody Your Wild Side
32 Hungry just like the Wolf
34 comprehend Your Powers
37 keep Your Pelt from Human Hunters
38 instruments of the Trade
forty Supernatural pals and Foes
forty two Welcome to the Pack
forty six Lunar Chart
forty nine Hiding the symptoms from Humans
fifty one relationship Hints
half : the classy Lycanthrope
fifty four facing Clothes
fifty six Wolfman make-up Tips
fifty nine Fearsome style: Lycan & Leather
60 wonderful model: lovable & Foxy
sixty three pleasant model: Hunky Nature Lover
sixty four Fearless style: Warrior Princess
sixty six determine Your internal Wolf
sixty eight decide on Your Werewolf Name
seventy two locate Your excellent Den
eighty It’s a Wild Werewolf Party
eighty two Werewolf celebration Recipes
eighty four Werewolf Bands
86 Songs to Make You Howl
89 Prowl those holiday sizzling Spots
ninety See the realm of the Wolf
ninety two candy Werewolf Ride
ninety four activities for plenty of, Many, Moons
half 3: Moonlight Mastery
102 attempt Your Werewolf Knowledge
104 Real-Life Werewolves
107 They Get improper for Werewolves the entire Time
108 Legends and Lore
112 A typical background of the Wolf
114 howdy Lycanthropes!
116 The Literary Lycanthrope
119 photograph Depictions of Werewolfery
one hundred twenty Yellow Eyes, Silver Screen
122 For extra Full-Moon Viewing
a hundred twenty five Werewolves on TV
126 video games for the full Pack to Play
one hundred thirty A Wild and beautiful international Awaits
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