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By Francesco Marciuliano

ISBN-10: 1452110581

ISBN-13: 9781452110585

Cat fanatics will chortle out loud on the quirkiness in their tom cat buddies with those insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of housecats. during this hilarious booklet of tongue-in-cheek poetry, the writer of the across the world syndicated caricature Sally Forth is helping cats unencumber their artistic capability and clarify their abnormal habit to ignorant people. With titles like "Who Is That in your Lap?," "This Is My Chair," "Kneel ahead of Me," "Nudge," and "Some of My most sensible neighbors Are Dogs," the poems gathered in I might Pee on This completely catch the interior workings of the cat psyche. With photographs of the cat authors all through, this whimsical quantity finds kitties at their wackiest, and so much exasperating (but regularly lovable).

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