By Terry Pratchett
Amazingly, former arch-swindler-turned-Postmaster common wet von Lipwig has someway controlled to get the woefully inefficient Ankh-Morpork submit place of work working like . . . good, unlike a central authority workplace in any respect. Now the excellent despot Lord Vetinari is calling wet if he'd prefer to make a few genuine cash. Vetinari desires wet to resuscitate the venerable Royal Mint—so that maybe it is going to now not price significantly greater than a penny to make a penny.
wet doesn't wish the task. although, a request from Ankh-Morpork's present ruling tyrant isn't a "request" in line with se, extra like a "once-in-a-lifetime-offer-you-can-certainly-refuse-if-you-feel-you've-lived-quite-long-enough." So wet will simply need to learn how to care for aged Royal financial institution chairman Topsy (née Turvy) Lavish and her loaded crossbows, a face-lapping Mint supervisor, and a prime clerk who's most likely a vampire. yet he'll quickly be making deadly enemies in addition to cash, in particular if he can't determine the place the entire gold has long gone.
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Yours, Hilary Thrimble Just so you know. So, ahem, back to breathing. Where were we? Yes, The Fuck It Outbreath. Try it. 'I say Fuck It to my bad back' ... then sigh and breathe out. 'I say Fuck It to my bullying boss' .... And so on. Whenever things matter too much. Whenever you feel tense or anxious or afraid. Just say Fuck It and sigh and breathe out. It works a treat. But let's not forget the Fuck It Inbreath. Whereas the Fuck It Outbreath is about letting go and relaxing and saying no to things, the Fuck It Inbreath is about pulling in energy and strength and saying yes to things.
I pulled the camper across the traffic and pulled to a halt with half the camper on the pavement, the other half across a lane of traffic. And I got out and I just went to lie down in the gutter. Given the considerable amount of rain that was falling every hour, the gutter was more like a river. I lay in the gutter and curled up like a little boy and started moaning. And that was the high point of the week. 28 I FUCK IT For the first time in my life I lost all sense of meaning. I hated being alive.
After a while Essential Fuck ItTechniques I 41 you'll positively dislike it because it will make you feel worse, not better. The truth is (I'm sorry to break this to you) that there's usually diddly-squat we can do about most of the things in our lives that piss us off We can't do a great deal about late buses, terrorists, incompetent politicians taking us in to phoney wars, young people swearing and being disrespectful ... Even stuff closer to home: your boss being a bully, your partner being selfish, your children being lazy Sure, you can leave your job, your partner and kick the kids outside to do a bit of good, healthy exercise.
Making Money (Discworld, Book 36) by Terry Pratchett